Findings:

• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• How to get through U.S. Customs
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Getting water out of a cactus
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How advertisers reach us
• how to get into UCLA
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• If they come for us
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• How the US failed in China
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
• How books get into libraries
• Can't get you out of my head
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• o come let us adore him
• How to get more out of Psi
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• How to avoid a car accident
• Got to Get You into My Life
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Getting wax out of carpet
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• He Kept Us Out Of War
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• hurt brings out the worst in us
• Lead us not into temptation....
• How to predict US vetoes
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• O Come, Loud Anthems Let Us Sing
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Come with us
• How to escape domestic violence
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• You can't get there from here
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• How to lie and get away with it
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Navigating a crowd
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Come Out Ye Black and Tans
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Get out of jail free card
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Overhead imagery of your house
• How did we come to this?
• Get the fuck out of my office
• to come out of the dream with a shard of light
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• (Come get me).
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• How to get rid of a cold
• Getting free pizza
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Get out of Hell free card
• How to get rid of Telemachus
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• How to get around censorware
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• can't get with
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• You, there! Come into the light!
• So How Come
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• How to get a date in France
• How to get good in-flight service
• How to get a pseudo random .signature
• How to get a good night's sleep
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to NOT get towed away
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• How to get a date in France: 2
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Gotta get out
• How to get a date
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• How to get a blow job
• How to get to Sesame Street
• How not to faint when you can't move
• How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
• How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Go out and get some fresh air
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• The stars come out at night to play
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• They only come out at night
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• come out roll
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I shall whisper words into your skin for a thousand nights to come
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Can't Come Down
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Come Out and Say It
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• How to get it
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How to crack root and not get caught
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you

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