Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If this is the case, I would quite like to become something equally as dweeby but maybe more useful or pragmatic, such as "the guy who nodes a lot of video game stuff"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Would you like to know more?
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• The truth, or something like it
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• I never thought it would be like this
• Life, or something like it
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Half-sour pickle
• serendipity, or something like it
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But can you still cry like a child?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Japanese people like to play games
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Golden Age of video games
• butt stuff
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• video games
• networking video game console controller signals
• Video game
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Video game violence
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Golden Age of Coin-Op Video Games
• Video Game Music
• Computer And Video Games : 3D Accelerators
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• But I Like You
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Love cookies
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• War is hell but men like it
• How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• like you're blind but still can see
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The more i dream, the more whole the picture becomes.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But who codes the coders?
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• but to more fully experience the wheel
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.

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