Findings:

• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Dirty Jobs
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• they carry but they do not understand
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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