Findings:

• Sexist jokes
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Bad jokes and the nature of racism
• but you wanna be bad
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• the bad conductor joke
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Starving in the greenhouse
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• bad Zentraedi name joke
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I may not be unbreakable
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• and the world may be long for you
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Be Still
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• May the Fourth be with you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• may your fruit be like you
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Still to Be Neat
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• May the Force be with you
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Rebeca Martinez
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Be still, my soul, be still
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Can we still be friends?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Fishing may be painful
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• My life may no longer be my own
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Hot pursuit
• Be still, My soul
• Be that as it may
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• may their names be sung forever
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• gods we may be
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Animals which may be immortal
• but you should be right here, right next to me

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