Findings:

• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't have the time
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• So you don't have to
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me everything
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't let me die nervous
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• the way you don't look at me
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• A reason to drink
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I have a punklin and you don't
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't tell me about her
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I don't get many things right the first time
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't Make Me Think
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You don't have any real problems
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Don't go out without a coat
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't call me white
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Dont come near me. (user)
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Stoned music memories
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't wait up for me
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't send me roses
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• customers don't trust me
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't call me Debbie
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

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