Findings:

• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• we have a lot of work to do
• I still have the scar
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How we could still have a President Trump
• Luckily, Meebo Still Works
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• You have your work cut out for you
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Have you found Jesus?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• How I became disabled
• Medicaid disability
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Disabled list
• the disabled debauchee
• the healthy disabled
• fucking eh
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I despise ribbon cable
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Shopping and Fucking
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• The donuts are so pretty
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Fucking
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• The Fucking Champs
• fucking machine
• Hard like fucking stone
• go fucking (user)
• It's my fucking job to know
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Out of his fucking mind
• I am so fucking happy
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• Young People Fucking
• Songs About Fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• it's the fucking truth
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Customer service is a fucking given
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Fucking is fucking
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Your Method Works
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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