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• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
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• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• inspired by a physics teacher
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• I might have, once.
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• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Technology inspired by science fiction
• based on events that may have happened
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• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• What was stolen by someone else
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
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• What Might Have Been
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
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• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• That is a thing that might have happened
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• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Checking account
• Account book
• expense account
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• account payable
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• An eyewitness account of the Nagasaki bombing
• Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• How Not to Crush Someone With A Backhoe
• account roulette
• Windows NT User Accounts
• merchant account
• Sado Alanet Account (user)
• Flexible Spending Account
• Spiritual Bank Account
• shell account
• How to use a current account
• International Bank Account Number
• E2 Paid Accounts (e2poll)
• A subjective account of several dental procedures
• An Account of the Revolution
• Health savings account
• Verify your email account (superdoc)
• MySpace (registry)
• Facebook (registry)
• LiveJournal (registry)
• wasted Account (user)
• YouTube broadcasts your account activities
• BOINC Account Manager
• The Regional Accounts Director of Firetop Mountain
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Pandeism fully accounts
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Murder by Death
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• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Guilt by Association Law
• paid by the word
• Leadership by Example
• action fuelled by ignorance
• Connection reset by peer
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears

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