Findings:
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- I have too many clothes
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- A reason to drink
- The next mass extinction may have already begun.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You, standing
- based on events that may have happened
- I have too much to say
- AES may have been broken
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- May Eru have mercy on my soul
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I may or may not have been naked
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- May I Have This Dance?
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- You have far too much time on your hands
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Men have feelings too
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- You have a big finger
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
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