Findings:
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- Dad's Army
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Becoming a Dad
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
- D-A-D
- Dad (user)
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- beat em up
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- My Two Dads
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- deadbeat dad
- scots single dad (user)
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- customer : good dad
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Dad humor
- Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
- camping with dad
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- My dad made a pop culture reference!
- Psycho Dad
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Salvation for modern Dads
- Hey, Dad!
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- Sam sinks his dad's boat
- Have you been a dad today?
- ya dad (user)
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Stuff I Remember About Dad
- My dad is proof of Reincarnation
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- My beat up old Offspring tape
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Can I wake you up?
- Calvin's dad
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- we can give up, but the world never will
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- double dad
- Dad at the beach
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- my dad is two people
- Cordelia's Dad
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
- Ghost Dad
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- Essence of Dad
- Dad
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Dad's "Joke"
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- Dad's Root Beer
- Richard Dadd
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- My Dad in the Desert
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- Gun Nut Dad
- Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
- Spending Dad's Inheritance
- My dad died
- dad joke
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- Potential dad licks my eyeball
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- big beat
- beat
- Beat Generation
- Beat like a redheaded stepchild
- Human Beat Box
- Beat Happening
- Beat the Clock
- Dead beat
- Beat juggling
- Bronski Beat
- Beating someone severely
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- English Beat
- breakbeat science
- Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
- Beat Matching
- beat layering
- beat frequency
- 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
- The World Famous Beat Junkies
- Beat Crazy
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- I listen to the beat of your music
- The Beat of the Music
- Beat It
- Honda Beat
- beat the guillotine
- Beat Takeshi
- Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- Nylon Beat
- Manhattan Is My Beat
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Beat the Geeks
- Direct Beat
- How to beat Everything2
- Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
- Beats International
- beat poet
- The first beat down handed out in the Senate
- Wicked Beat Sound System
- Hard To Beat
- The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
- archy beats a rap
- Beat around the bush
- lonely beat (user)
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- bad beat
- repetitive beats
- Big Beat Boutique
- blast beat
- We beat a friar's liar
- beat boxing
- Noder Beat
- Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
- And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
- Beat Poetry
- Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- Hip Hop production
- Dry bones can harm no one
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God lie?
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
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