Findings:

• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• kick ass
• The Kick Inside
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Confusing yes or no answers
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• No user serviceable parts inside
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• No Smoking
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• there are no good or bad people
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Wild Colonials
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• No smoking by-law
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Deal or No Deal
• No rhyme or reason
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Shoo, you. I am over yr charm.
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Morrison's Lament
• ASS HOLE (user)
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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