Findings:
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Where would America be without Canada?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- loyalty can be found in surprising places
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- This is a place to be wary of
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- eternity would be boring
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- I never thought it would be like this
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- That Would Be Enough
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- That would be me
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Just to see what it would be like
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
- No one can be in two places at once
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If you would be seated
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- The best kind of bartender
- this is where we all came to be
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
- If you would be so kind
- You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Mind without body
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Women who are bred to be ornaments
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- A whimper would be fine
- Where's the kaboom?
- That I Would Be Good
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- There is some place I need to be
- Be different, just like everyone else
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- it would be hilarious if only
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- No place I'd rather be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- How to be a Canadian Male
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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