Findings:

• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Fish have no concept of fire
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have no money and I must pay
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So you don't have to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Stoned music memories
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• We don't need no education
• Our calendars have no meaning
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have no output and I must scream
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• A reason to drink
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have no complaint
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Atheists have no support group
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have no faith in your God
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Computers have no sense of time
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• They have no bones.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have no idea!! (user)
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Heart, have no pity
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• We Have No Moat
• Kids have no concept of time
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't say no
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I dont no (user)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't have a television set
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You don't have any real problems
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have no hair
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Where the streets have no name
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Californians have no soul
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• you don't have to do this
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• No, don't click that!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You have no power over me
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• no teas(e) please
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date

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