Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "No man can serve two masters, unless you're a sub and they're both doms, in which case, can I join"

• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• No one can be in two places at once
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• The Old Tin Can Man
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• a man in a can on an ICBM
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• I can no longer tell you
• September has such a feeling
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• There are no sleep in can
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The words no one can find
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• No government can ever give you freedom
• No evil can happen
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• The Japan That Can Say No
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The man who can fix anything
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• like you're blind but still can see
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Dry bones can harm no one
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• What can change the nature of a man?
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• One man can make a difference
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Two Can Play That Game
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Asking for a favor
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I Can Make You a Man
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• no power in the verse can stop me
• This poem can be put off no longer
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• No one can be totally logical
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• can opener
• Canned Heat
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• The scariest words I can think of
• Can machines think?
• murder can be fun
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• can of grease
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can do much better than this
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• True Love Can Wait
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• king can
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• When can it end?
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Children can be cruel
• I can taste the floor
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• tower of pop cans
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You can eat sushi
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Ski piss
• Kick The Can
• Trash can basketball

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