Findings:
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- That I Would Be Good
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- TV can be a good thing
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Where would America be without Canada?
- No one can be in two places at once
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- eternity would be boring
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- I never thought it would be like this
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- A whimper would be fine
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- How To Be Good
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- be good to each other
- Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Short can be good! (document)
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Exes can be good things
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- You're too good to be human
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Mind without body
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- That would be me
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- The Ten Commandments revised
- It will be good when I am leader
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- The best kind of bartender
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- good reasons to be content
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Just to see what it would be like
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- The Be Good Tanyas
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- How to be a good evil villain
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- My life may no longer be my own
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- How to be a good customer
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Evil be thou my good
- There will be no more stories to read
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- it would be hilarious if only
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- No threat should be taken lightly
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- No place I'd rather be
- No one can be totally logical
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
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