Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not his real name. Anyone who knows me knows who I mean. No one else needs to. Friend for decades. Best man at my wedding. SF fan. IT guy. Makes regular appearances in my blog"

• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Helping people cheat
• No One Knows Who I Am
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One who knows does not speak
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• never know who told it best
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who Knows One?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• let me know who you are now.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• a woman who knows nothing
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• i just want to know who i am
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Love, it's who you know.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• A man's got to know his limitations
• Who can know it?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• We know who you are
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• You Know Who (user)
• No one knows my plan
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• who knows (user)
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• To those who know who they are
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• fear knows no names
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Friends who fuck
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Kirby G6
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• The Me Nobody Knows
• I don't know what else to do
• Mother knows best
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• The moon knows my name
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• They Know Me
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• Man's best friend
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• The less you know, the more money you make
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• Need To Know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Know me better, and love me better
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I know they are watching me
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• What you really need to know about Everything
• she does not know how much I need this
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Things techies should know about brand names

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