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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Only Angels Have Wings
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Two virgins about to have sex
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Sex in a small car
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Words that only have one context
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• How to have lesbian sex
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• She only wants me for sex
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Sex with a chicken
• Animals people have sex with
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• have
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Putative spouse
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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