Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Why do you want to get married?
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Everybody Get Up
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Get Up, Stand Up
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Jack Gets Up
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Getting what you want from tech support
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• We get tangled up like wires
• Kompressor want to get with You
• I always wanted to get married one day
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Get it up
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I don't want to get over you
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Wake me up if you still want me
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• How to get your stuff voted up
• The Get Up Kids
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• funk gland
• Robert W. Funk
• DJ Funk
• Blue funk
• Funk #49
• Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk
• The funk of love
• finger-style funk
• Funk in the periphery
• Monk Funk
• purple funk (user)
• Casimir Funk
• Dee Funked (user)
• General Funk
• The Funk Brothers
• Cyan de Funk (user)
• Funk Fingers
• Cherry-Coloured Funk
• g funk (user)
• 20 Jazz Funk Greats
• Star Wars and other Galactic Funk
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• get a wiggle on
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you

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