Findings:
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Why old people piss me off
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Read things that piss other people off
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- People who don't read
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Famous people with only one testicle
- all of these people are me
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Where people go when people die
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
- Capitalize, please
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Dead links in writeups
- read only
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- read to me
- May those who are born after me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast
- Taking things at surface value
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- The bored who complain
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- sometimes people are hard to read
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- People confuse me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- These people are still happening to me
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- let me know who you are now.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Read Me (collaboration)
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- People listen to me? WTF
- The stranger who hates me
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- People, on the whole, frighten and confuse me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Know your pets
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- cat haters
- There are only three kinds of people
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- play dumb
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- People just expect things from me
- Only Jesus can judge me
- People without spines annoy me.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- You people disgust me
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- She only wants me for tech support
- She only wants me for sex
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- Women only like me for my mind
- who me (user)
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- She asked me to read her a poem
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- who did this to me?
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- Who's dreaming it, then? You, or me?
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- Programmable Read-Only Memory
- Read-Only Memory
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
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