Findings:

• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Know your pets
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Capitalize, please
• Dead links in writeups
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• play dumb
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• People who carp about their jobs
• Type A blood
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Using a command line
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Actors who have played Hitler
• you would have been
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Treatment of corporations
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• institutions have lives of their own
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How to "Have People"
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Bernie would have won
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Things people put up their butts
• Taking things at surface value
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• People have fucked up before
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• My hands have lost their memory
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Madmen have a world all their own
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• You stole what they would have given you
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• What pornos would have us believe
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Dead people I have known
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Animals people have sex with
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• worse things have happened to better people
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• he would have cried
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have laughed
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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