Findings:
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Everyone acts from the best intentions
- Everyone out of the universe, quick!
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- God bless everyone. No exceptions.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- We had no bait but our tongues
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
- Get everyone out
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- When I was young Time had no wings
- What if everyone was gay?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I thought everyone had a turning point story
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- every secret thing was made by some one
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- David Lynch's Cow banned from Cow Parade New York
- Banned From Argo
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Banned from Heaven since Birth
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- Getting a site banned from Google
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- Banned from the USSR
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- /but what was the question?
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- There is no dream but this.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- ban every new user (user)
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- not running from, but going to
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- no ideas but in things
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- Every Which Way but Loose
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Close, but no cigar
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
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