Findings:

• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• People who carp about their jobs
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Know your pets
• Dead links in writeups
• Flaunting your sexuality
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Judging women by their books
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Capitalize, please
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• honk (user)
• Car, honk if you suck: car advertising in America
• Ammons Horn (user)
• Horned Toad
• horn
• viking horns
• The Horny Horns
• French horn
• Green horn
• car horn
• speaker horn
• Horn of plenty
• Trevor Horn
• Basset horn
• Bass horn
• Bugle horn
• Horned
• Morsing horn
• Around the horn
• Cape Horn
• hat with horns
• Velcro Horns
• Great Horned Owl
• Put the horns on
• Corran Horn
• A crescent with the horns directed towards the sinister
• unicorn horn
• horn dog
• The Day I Grew Horns
• Horned God
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Horn clause
• Wagner horn
• Roni Horn
• Horned Lizard
• Ammon's horn
• Jenny Horn
• Horn of Africa
• Serenade for tenor, horn and strings
• Anterior Horn
• tobacco horn worm
• Flugel Horn
• Take the bull by the horns
• Horn of Valhalla
• Horn of the Tritons
• The Knapsack, the Hat and the Horn
• Nina van Horn
• Warhammer: Shadow of the Horned Rat
• Bruce Horn
• Gates of Horn and Ivory
• Horn of Almathea
• Horned Reaper
• bull horn
• Preserved Cape Horn Sailing Ships
• Spouting Horn
• Demise of the Cape Horn Sailing Ship
• old horn dog (user)
• Swearing on the Horns
• Horn of Gondor
• A Dark Horn Blowing
• Horned pondweed
• Alexander's horned sphere
• Broken Horn (user)
• A Shaving of the Horn that Speared You
• Shirley Horn
• bay horn (user)
• horn (user)
• Trader Horn
• Put to the horn
• Baritone Horn
• Milled horn
• Chasing you through the Gates of Horn
• NHL goal horns
• shoe horn
• Horns & Wrinkles
• By the Great Horn Spoon
• The Golden Horn
• Coach horn
• motorist
• An Open Letter to the Motorists of Oregon
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• selfish gene
• selfish
• The Selfish Giant
• The Selfish Gene
• selfish DNA
• Selfish Cunt
• never call a baby selfish
• Self-ish
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Self(ish)
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• A League of Their Own
• their
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• institutions have lives of their own
• What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
• And their feet move
• Table of Organs and Their Relationships
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Things people put up their butts
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
• Why American women shave their legs
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Stars In Their Eyes
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Greeks like their women armless
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• Cats always land on their feet
• Everyone's got their drug
• I feel their presence
• Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Women and their weight problem
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
• Selling their souls to Santa

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