Findings:

• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Don't tell me about her
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about trains
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Daylight Savings Time
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• People just expect things from me
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• They Flee From Me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about clouds
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• show me what the world is all about
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Removing AOL Instant Messenger from your Mac
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• Far From Me
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• far be it from me
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me about your faith
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Some Questions About Fizziks
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• What a Shame About Me
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• About some girl
• Tell me a story about flowers
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• tell me a story about lesbians
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell me a story about mains
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• Tell me a story about plains
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Some things about figs
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Preventing AOL Instant Messenger from installing with Netscape
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• away from me
• Daylight separates our dreams from our flaws
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Tell me a story about drains
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Take me from home
• Take it from me
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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