Findings:
- Type A blood
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Know your pets
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Treatment of corporations
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- people who don't exist
- You don't have to remember my name
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- you don't have to do this
- I don't have the time
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- Indigenous people don't exist
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Things people don't want to hear
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Animals people have sex with
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- just to have some human contact
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Don't encourage people to read
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- People don't flail when they die
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Capitalize, please
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I don't believe in people
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- People have fucked up before
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- People want what they cannot have
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How to "Have People"
- Using a command line
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Dead people I have known
- Kids have no concept of time
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Please don't bring your kids
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- A reason to drink
- Stoned music memories
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- So you don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- People who don't read
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't have a television set
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- You don't have any real problems
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- some things change, and some things don't
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
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