Findings:

• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Someone please kill me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• please explain
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Give me a moment, please
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please Don't Bury Me
• How Daniel explained it to me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Someone to Watch over Me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• let me speak please (user)
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Please Me
• listen()
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please stop annoying me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• please let me in (user)
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Please, Call me Honky
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Kill Me
• Please help me!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Consciousness Explained
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• "Shut up," he explained
• Revelation of St. John explained
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• It is the kind of smile which explains everything
• Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
• Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
• Never complain. Never explain.
• That explains a lot
• Honor Roll explained
• step on someone's toes
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• Reading the card explains the card.
• British Things Explained (category)
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Drug Me
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Below me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• I vs. me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• talk to me not the computer
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• away from me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Gag me with a spoon
• Tell me a story about elephants
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

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