Findings:
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt
- butt naked
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt shaft
- Butt weld
- Water butt
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- butt log
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Butted mail
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- cigarette butt
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Mandibular block injection
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I am but a moth before your flame
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Not atheist, but what then?
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- silent but deadly
- equal but opposite
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
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