Findings:
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Our calendars have no meaning
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- Words Have No Meaning
- The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
- Adam really was the first man
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- When I first met you
- The First of May
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- U.S. policy on First Use
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When first my way to fair I took
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The First Documented Genocide in History
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- Buying your first mountain bike
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- The first time I knew I was different
- The snow is the first distinct memory I have
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- Cain was the first technologist
- The first time I flew
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Movies that should have been books first
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- No plans survive first contact with the enemy
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- First of May
- When our word was iron
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- our first time
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- You are no longer someone's first
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- May 18, 2019
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I appear to have been misinformed
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Beethoven String Quartet Op. 18, No. 1 in F Major
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Proof by repeated assertion
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears
- May 18, 2015
- The boundary drawn by our skin
- The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- May 18, 2022
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- every secret thing was made by some one
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- May 18, 2004
- May 18, 2020
- May 18, 2014
- Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
- When he became an old man
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- May 18, 2016
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Back By Popular Demand
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- May 18, 1980
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- What was stolen by someone else
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Our children will judge us by our memes
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- By the Skin of Our Teeth
- May 18, 2010
- May 18, 2013
- May 18, 2018
- May 18, 2023
- May 18, 2021
- May 18, 2017
- May 18, 2012
- Proof by Assertion
- When I became beautiful
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
- 1918 Flu Pandemic
- May 18, 2011
- When things are known by a brand name
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- People referred to by three initials
- We only use 10% of our brain
- Going by the script when talking to people
- having you by the short hairs
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Swimming pool injury
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- I was raised by the French government
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Forgiving our Fathers
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
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