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• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Leonard Cohen
• Songs of Leonard Cohen
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I need your pain or I will not live
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Only sayings of the wise will remain.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Leonard Cohen (user)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• I will remember this quote for future use
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• because I am only half of what you need
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Will I ever know?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• i cannot predict what a fox will need
• My Shepherd will supply my need
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Jeffrey Cohen
• Jeff Cohen
• Daniel Cohen
• William S. Cohen
• Cohen the Barbarian
• Goy Cohen
• Jem Cohen
• Sacha Baron Cohen
• Eli Cohen
• Eliahu Cohen
• Albert Cohen
• Cohen
• Cohen Sutherland Algorithm
• Cha Cha Cohen
• Max Cohen
• David Cohen British Literature Prize
• Liskula Cohen and the blogger disclosure wrangle
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• free will, free agency, free beer
• The worst job interview ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• All I ever wanted to be
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
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