Findings:
- You're too young to be so old
- You're too good to be human
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- Signs must be loud
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- I'm too old for this shit
- Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I want to be sexy too!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- AI should be our top priority.
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Be still, my soul, be still
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- Be still, My soul
- Still to Be Neat
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- You're Only Old Once!
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- like you're blind but still can see
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- old chestnut:from 15 to 18
- you still won't find what you're looking for
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- old chestnut: 15 wires
- Can we still be friends?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Be Still
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- She was too beautiful to be human
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- 15 years old
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Too good to be true
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- On Top of Old Smokey
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
- heavy as it all may be and still take that step
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- we are still too fragmented to achieve truly great things
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- What happens if you're too nice?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- Still the best 15 minutes of your day
- 15 minutes of fame
- August 15, 1999
- October 15, 1999
- December 15, 1999
- April 15
- November 15, 1999
- Genesis 15
- Exodus 15
- Deuteronomy 15
- Joshua 15
- Judges 15
- 1 Samuel 15
- 2 Samuel 15
- 1 Kings 15
- 2 Kings 15
- 1 Chronicles 15
- the longing doesn't end and you're never gonna get my heart
- Matthew 15
- April 15, 2000
- The Didache 15
- Pellucidar: Chapter 15
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 15
- Moby Dick - Chapter 15
- Mark 15
- Luke 15
- John 15
- May 15, 2000
- Dream Log: May 15, 2000
- Acts 15
- Romans 15
- The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 15
- answer: 15 wires
- 1 Corinthians 15
- The Antichrist: Chapter 15
- The Light Princess: Chapter 15
- WoOz: 15 The Discovery of Oz the Terrible
- Seinfeld Episode 15
- The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 155
- June 15, 2000
- Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 15
- Tao Te Ching 15
- July 15, 2000
- Withdrawal Low: July 15, 2000
- Dream Log: July 15, 2000
- Revelation 15
- Augsburg Confession - Article 15
- Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 15
- NEMA 15
- Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
- August 15, 2000
- The Star-Child: Chapter 15
- April 15, 2001
- 15 Big Ones
- The Green Album
- 2 Maccabees 15
- Federalist #15
- Walking Man 15
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 15
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
- June 15, 2001
- Dream Log: June 15, 2001
- Mansfield Park - Chapter 15
- Tarzan of the Apes Chapter 15
- Warlord of Mars Chapter 15
- Return of Tarzan Chapter 15
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