Findings:

• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• All units be advised
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• To be noble in an average life
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• My life goal, unfulfilled
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• we shall all be healed
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• we can't all be rock stars
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Chant and be Happy
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The next life will be better
• All I ever wanted to be
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• we can all just be around other people
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• all limitations must be overcome
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• this is where we all came to be
• All will be well again in time
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• some day we will all be gone
• What life after death will really be like
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Should I be happy?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• My life may no longer be my own
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Happy Life
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• all those days are gone
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• Party all the time
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six

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