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• desperate
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• desperate recipes
• Desperate Dan
• Debunking the myth of a desperate software labor shortage
• Desperate Living
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Desperate Housewives
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Desperate (user)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• One last desperate hope
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Today I Am Desperate
• dead, damned, or desperate
• situation
• situation comedy
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• constructed situation
• The Nine Situations
• situation puzzle
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• win-win situation
• embarrassing situation
• Situation #58
• The lady of situations
• Tender Situation
• no-win situation
• 18 situations that shout Watch Out!
• An Explosive Situation
• Gravity of the Situation
• Defying the gravity of the situation
• President George W. Bush's letter to Congress regarding the situation in Iraq
• America's energy situation
• Gary Bettman's remarks on the NHL labor situation
• situation ethics
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• typical situation
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• We need to stop discussing Rasputin's penis in grossly inappropriate situations
• Barrel rolls and their consequences in Real-Life Situations
• Monitor the situation and evacuate if required
• the ham and cheese situation
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• The DMV Situation.
• Great Concern for Your Situation
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was a rose that faded young
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was promised flying cars
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• What was the question?
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• That Was Then, This is Now
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I was a homeless bum

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