Findings:

• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Every Which Way but Loose
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Dark Lord
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Dark, shirtless but not chilled
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Never use the phrase "dark night"
• Dark Lord of Derkholm
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Skim this life but never live
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• always morning, but never breakfast
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• we can give up, but the world never will
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Forever blue, but never black
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you think you're special, and you are. but not in the way that you think.
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Dark Lord of the Sith
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• executed but never exposed
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• you've been scrolling for way too long
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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