Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- the best ruler is someone whose actions go unnoticed
- Life... The Best Game In Town
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- for now this is the best that can be done
- My life may no longer be my own
- What is best in life?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- You, standing
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- everyday without you is the new best day of my life
- may their names be sung forever
- The Best Years of Your Life
- the best things in life are free
- The Best Day of my Life
- Judging women by their books
- the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- Animals which may be immortal
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- To be noble in an average life
- action fuelled by ignorance
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- and the world may be long for you
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- let me be your first upvote
- things that are wrong may yet be made right
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- meteors may be fallen angels
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Be that as it may
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- Rebeca Martinez
- I may not be unbreakable
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Hot pursuit
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Reflection combined with action in Of Mice and Men and The Handmaid's tale
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- May the Fourth be with you
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a Better Person
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
- I don't need to be loved by you
- may your fruit be like you
- Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- What life after death will really be like
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- may you be granted a purple robe
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- Fishing may be painful
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- The next life will be better
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- gods we may be
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Adam fell that men might be
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
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