Findings:
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- They call me Engineer-khan
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- let me know who you are now.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Who made the first bread?
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- This node was made for you and me
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Some people call me a drama queen
- call me garbage one more time
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Experience has made me bitter
- Call me Hashmael
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- My wife made me sexy!
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Just call me fluffy
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- A Woman Waits for Me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- he calls me monster
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
- he calls me girly (user)
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- St. Peter don't you call me
- Don't call me white
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- is there no one who answers the call?
- Call me Anna
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- The Devil made me do it
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- The Internet made me do it
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- May those who are born after me
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Books made me a person
- What do you call a woman's genitalia?
- Here's my number, call me
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Don't call me Debbie
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- listen()
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- who me (user)
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Fun with telemarketing calls
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Don't call me Asian
- The stranger who hates me
- Call Me Persephone
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Call me Fish Meal
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- who did this to me?
- My Father Took Me Places
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Please, Call me Honky
- call me hiroshima
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Call Me Maybe
- He called me Sarah once
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Society made me what I am
- I was a homeless bum
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- England Made Me
- it beckons me, the call to write
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- kill him dead; don't call me
- The full moon made me do it
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- video games never made me violent
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Call if you need me
- Artichoke dip
- Who made Hell?
- i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- treat me like a woman
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The Emergency Services called me back
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- 80s music made me gay
- call me a poet
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- Call Me Princess
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