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There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
There was a cold day
There was a rose that faded young
mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
A knock there was upon the door
I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
There was a moment of drunken silence
It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
There was a man who lived a life of fire
Once there was a way...
No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
There was an old lady
Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
and there was this girl
There was a time when I was a better person
Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
Unfortunately, there was no applause
There Once Was a Farmer
Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Before you, there was me
The Epidemic That Never Was
I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
Was it ever there?
Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
There once was a girl named Irene
Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
There will never be another you
There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
Was There a Time
Before inertia, there was impetus
There Was No Leak
In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
There was a time before
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
There Was a Desert in My Head
There was an Old Man on some rocks
There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
There once was a man from St. Paul
She was never mine. I always shared her.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
I was never any good at maths at school
I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
the little friendship that never was
I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
some say he was never here at all
There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
No shit, there I was
My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
A Woman Who Never Was
the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
There was this one great night at Alice's house,
There was a young lady of Riga
There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
There was a man with tongue of wood
I remember, there was one
There once was a chicken named Alice
There Was a Man of Double Deed
It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
Where's the kaboom?
There Was a Child Went Forth
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
There was a land where lived no violets
There was once a Man
Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
I was there
Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
There was no one waiting for me...
There Was A Friend
There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
One hour there was sunlight
There was a little girl
The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
There was a baby in China
I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
There was always the blue of you
there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
There was a man and a woman
I was never broken
I had never known someone whose death was imminent
Seven words you can never say on television
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
This will never happen
I never thought it would be like this
I never get mail
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
Never say die
I think that I shall never see
Never trust anyone over 30
I never saw her again
voice never dies
What if it never happened?
Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
Never try to teach a pig to sing
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
He never returned
Never look like you're staring
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
People who don't smoke will never die
I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
A broken heart never heals
No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
Something never perfect
never use variable arguments in C++
why i could never live in the city
Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
two positives never make a negative
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
Never underestimate the power of denial
You can never get away from yourself
Violence never solved anything
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
Bargaining? Never with that roof.
Kirby G6
I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
The death of a man I had never known
I have never
I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
Never Volunteer
I hope you never run for public office
A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
It never rains but it pours
I'll never be the other woman
Stuff you wish you never threw out
Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
you never want to eat somewhere you work
Why did Bach never write an opera?
Now or Never
(and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
floating and never settling
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
It Never Rains
Never on Sunday
Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
Never Let Me Down Again
Why I've never been ice skating
My Wang never goes down

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