Findings:
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- Real World
- Real Soon Now
- Real men
- Real Life
- Real estate
- Real Ale
- Real-time strategy
- real
- real time
- Real Genius
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- real number
- real sysadmins
- The Department of They
- x86 Real Mode
- What is really real?
- The Real principle of Maximum Utility
- Real Madrid
- Real Goth
- real woman
- the Real McCoy
- a real brrr cat
- The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
- real time game
- Real de Catorce
- El Camino Real
- The Real Story
- Look out Haskell, it's real!
- The *REAL* Obfuscated Perl
- Real Reality
- Get Real
- Apple Confidential: The Real Story of Apple, Computer, Inc.
- Real World Road Rules Challenge
- Get a real computer!
- Sunny Day Real Estate
- Real Radio
- Real World Records
- The Real Ghostbusters
- Joy is Real
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Using your real name on the internet
- real drinks with imaginary friends
- Aaahh! Real Monsters
- Working beliefs of most Episcopalians
- real user
- real operating system
- Real Engineers
- Professional wrestling is fake
- The Real Microsoft Killer: Open File Formats
- screen real estate
- The Real Canadian Superstore
- Real University Diplomas!
- Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Real Name (tm)
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I just bought real estate in your mind
- The real reason gas is so expensive
- Children's games
- Fake Smile vs. Real Smile
- Real estate agent
- Real life applications of mathematics
- If the real world were like the internet
- real life raygun
- Are Quanta Real?
- Intersections in Real Time
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
- The Real General
- The Real Slim Shady
- Real people
- Made with real cheddar
- The Ramseys' real estate listing
- Real Player
- The Real Foreign Debt
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- How real are these tears?
- Real Media
- Are you real elephants?
- Real estate tax
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Real Ale Bore
- credibility is the only real currency
- Everything vs. Real Life
- The Real Book
- Campaign for Real Hallowe'en
- The Real Thing
- the real reptile (user)
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- real property
- forgetting about real charisma
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Bill Gates' real net worth
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Sir Real (user)
- real death stories
- real biker
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