Findings:

• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Hit me up
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Ground rush
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• If you build it they will come
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• They will not be named!
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• How to get more donations for Everything
• Oregon Donation Land Act of 1850
• car donation
• egg donation
• Suggested donation
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• When the shit hits the fan
• H.I.T.
• hit points
• hit in the head
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• knife hits
• Hit the deck
• Hit the hump
• Hit the jackpot
• Hit the main line
• Hit the pot
• Hit the road
• Hit the turf
• Hit with a lily
• Sam and Max Hit the Road
• hit potential
• Getting hit by a woman
• critical hit
• Phil Ochs' Greatest Hits
• hit or miss
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I hit college
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• on being hit by lightning
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• How to get hit by a car
• hit my bottom
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Boy Hits Car
• hit the nail on the head
• hit the sack
• client-side hit detection
• sleeper hit
• Dean Martin Hits Again
• Hit Somebody
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• 7 ways to reach base without a hit
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• Saturday Morning Cartoons' Greatest Hits
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• professional hit
• hit by pitch
• hit dice
• The Smashing Pumpkins' Greatest Hits
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• How to build an emergency bat
• hit die
• hit (user)
• Hit to Death in the Future Head
• Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits Vol. II
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• however
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• I long for the vanished gardens of Cordova. However, before the gardens must come the fighting.
• I still however, believe that the universe is finite
• I am, however, in trouble.
• often
• Trompe
• O You Whom I Often and Silently Come
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound

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