Findings:
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- tell me, am i very far?
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- What golf has taught me
- feline allergies
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me more
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- Don't tell me about her
- QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
- Tell Me Again
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Far From Me
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Tell me a story about elephants
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- You tell me this is God?
- Tell Me What
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Tell me something good
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me what to dream
- Tell me another lie
- Experience has made me bitter
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about mains
- Tell me a secret.
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- Tell me one thing
- Tell me what I say
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- and you tell me your mind is blank
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Tell me a story about rains
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Tell me about your secret places
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me about your faith
- tell me the truth
- Tell me of the nature of love
- O tell me the truth about love
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- list of things
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about drains
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell him, she told me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Don't Tell Me
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- Tell me Why
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- tell me what you have in your heart
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Experience tells me not to try
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- far be it from me
- What in the world has come over me
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- If you told me this never happened
- This is my truth tell me yours
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell me a story about trains
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Time has inertia we couldn't observe
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Though you can tell me
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Don't tell me everything
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Why tell me that?
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me a story
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- My first comet
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Tell me a story about cranes
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Tell Me What You Think
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Tell me of the nature of death
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- tell me all your reasons
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
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