Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is the truest thing ever invented, truer than Benjamin Franklin plus ten even"

• Benjamin Franklin
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The Ten Bawdiest Metal Songs Ever
• Invented slang terms in Benjamin Peret's Death to the Pigs and the Field of Battle
• On the Death of Dr. Benjamin Franklin
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Benjamin Franklin's method for achieving moral Perfection
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Now more than ever
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• The Ten Sexiest Metal Songs Ever
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Even better than the real thing
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Benjamin Netanyahu
• Benjamin Sisko
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• Benjamin (user)
• Benjamin Ben-Eliezer
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• All About the Benjamins
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• Breaking Benjamin
• Benjamin Lloyd Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
• Benjamin Wegg-Prosser
• even (user)
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• the safest truest place
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)

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