Findings:
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- That's Just How He Was
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How the General Talked to the King
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- How to Talk to Anyone
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- some say he was never here at all
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He taught me how to smoke
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- he doesn't talk
- He Was Only Joking
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Running a BBS
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How the West Was Lost
- How the Earth was destroyed
- how I talk to kids
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- All he left her was alone
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- he was a punk poet himself
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How America was mapped
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Charles Bridgeman
- How was Trump at Munich?
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How to talk to tech support
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- More than he was willing to give
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- At least he was gentle
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He Was a Crook
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- making certain he was touching her
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was found
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How to Talk Minnesotan
- How to talk to a quiet person
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- I married him because he was not mean
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- How the West Was Won
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How to Talk to a Veteran
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- I like the way he reads poetry
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He searches
- (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He weaves his words
- He called around 5:30
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- HES 5 Game Multi-cart
- HES Single Pirate Cart
If you Log in you could create a "This was how he talked" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.