Findings:
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Those two people like it, and they're shagging
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Redundancy in DNA
- His heart swells with drama a roach mounts his slippered foot
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- burrowing owl
- Foot Cape
- foot
- Ten Foot Pole
- Lucky rabbit's foot
- 900 foot Jesus
- MC 900 Foot Jesus
- One Foot in the Grave
- The Foot Book
- goofy foot
- regular foot
- foot fetish
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Footed
- Foot Guards
- Foot pound
- Foot poundal
- Foots
- Lion's foot
- foot pedal
- foot roasting
- Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
- Hot foot
- Bones of the foot
- The wheel's an extension of the foot
- Athlete's foot
- blue-footed booby
- foot stall
- footrest
- Ampere foot
- 30 Odd Foot of Grunts
- foot washing
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- Michael Foot
- Turning your computer off with your foot
- foot fault
- Left foot braking
- 21 foot bubble
- foot switch
- My Left Foot
- Learning the city by foot
- interossei - plantar of foot
- interossei - dorsal of foot
- lumbricals of foot
- The Song of Hiawatha - The White Man's Foot
- foot string
- THE MISSING FOOT
- Gimme a Pig Foot and Bottle of Beer
- natural foot
- Under Foot
- Pad Foot (user)
- foot in mouth disease
- foot massage
- That funny nerve feeling in my foot
- Morton's toe
- Egyptian foot
- Foot and mouth disease
- board foot
- Claw and ball foot
- Statistical Correlation between foot size and forearm length
- Trench foot
- Foot and mouth humor
- second foot
- right foot
- Fournier's Foot Care
- presser foot
- Chinese foot binding
- foot wedge
- Foot Centipede (user)
- foot bullet
- Lifetime lease on a square foot of Islay
- Ballet foot positions
- Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
- A Foot in the Rainbow
- Elephant's foot
- A foot of jade is worth an inch of time
- Hand and Foot
- big foot
- foot (user)
- Why OƱate's statue is missing a foot
- One Foot in History
- foot locker
- Philippa Foot
- Guy's guide to pressure point foot massage
- 'Twelve Foot' Davis
- Wet foot/dry foot policy
- Upon the Convalescence of the Fair and Ailing Foot of My Love's Object
- Three Ha'pence a Foot
- Eight Foot Llama: The ultimate gaming company
- foot traffic
- Six foot snowdrifts, miles to the North, past midnight
- Foot fetishism as rebellion against teleological nilhism
- Let Go of the Spruce Root And Grab the Fox's Foot!
- foot lock
- The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing
- Foot! Foot!
- Madura Foot
- 50 Foot Wave
- Other Foot
- 5 foot 11 (user)
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