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• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
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• every secret thing was made by some one
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• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
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• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Number of OS Vulnerabilities by Year
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• The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
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• One by One
• First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
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• Get a bit chopped
• Give one a bit
• source of all good bits
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• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• The Heaven Dynamic: Leading by Example
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The First Four Years
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• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Barack Obama's first year
• I don't get many things right the first time
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• How to get hit by a car
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Murdered by pirates is good!
• The Carriage of Goods By Sea Act of 1936
• Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
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• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Crumar Bit One
• Bit One
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
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• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Britain Entering World War I
• I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
• When did the World get so old?
• We did not know it was a war
• The Universe always gets the first move
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• When did everyone get so attractive?
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• This day I completed my thirty first year
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
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• Adam really was the first man
• The first one's always free
• The first five years of the war on terror
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Cain was the first technologist
• The first time I knew I was different
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• Eating only rice to get by
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The Wild Colonials
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• A bit of what you fancy does you good
• Covid-19: a tiny bit of good news
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• How Solemn as One by One
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You're All I Need to Get By
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• I was raised by the French government
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• What was stolen by someone else
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• By One Minute
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Where did you get that hat?
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Covid-19: bits of good news
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
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• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?

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