Findings:

• On both sides of the abortion debate
• Lost on Both Sides
• Both Sides of the Coin
• Playing both sides
• Why toast lands butter side down
• both
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• you can't have it both ways
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• left or right, you're both wrong
• both of you
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• both a lesbian and a woman
• Being both black and white
• swings both ways
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• Documentaries and feature films are both contrived fictions
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• We were both scared of the dark
• Five is both even and odd
• Tracers work both ways
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• Commonwealth of Both Nations
• view them both
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Love enough for us both
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
• Waiting Both
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Graduating down both shoulders
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• My taste includes both snails and oysters
• both feet on the gas
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• We're both tops
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Truth and fiction are both strange.
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Both are absent.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• a sketch of a proof of both the existence and non-existence of God
• What happened to you both in the sea?
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The waywardness of love is part of its nature and this is both its glory and its tragedy.
• please
• Take my wife, please!
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Hurry up please it's time
• Please Please Me
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Pleased
• Someone please kill me
• please explain
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Please use plain text
• Please help me!
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Please take a number
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please Kill Me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Ticket, please.
• nigga please
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please stop annoying me
• listen()
• Please Save My Earth
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Please don't feed the troll
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• say please
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please clear the field; the game is not over
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Give me a moment, please
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Pleased as Punch
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Please recycle
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• please forgive me (user)
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Please insert nicotine
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
• So Pretty Please
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Please call again
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Pleased to Meet You
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• She sits where she pleases
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Got any ID please?
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Die Please (user)
• Please, Teacher!
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Please Smile My Noise Bleed
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• please i drunk (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• please (user)
• No Sex Please: We're British
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• something please (user)
• Please pardon our façade
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Please, Pleaseplease
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Avocado Toast
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• let me speak please (user)

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