Findings:
- I Feel Taller Than I Am
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- An older problem than we thought
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- i've been changed, and i am starving
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Best smoke I've ever had
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- What life after death will really be like
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- I am dumber than a rose
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
- play dumb
- There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
- Depression is a good thing
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- When I am stronger than now
- Ever felt that?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- I am not a part of this! Really!
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Today I feel like a tiger shark
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- I've been living my life half asleep
- my life is more than this
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- Better than Life
- I am uglier than you imagine
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- All that I am and ever want to be
- A Language Older Than Words
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- I am Jack's wasted life
- Really, I am glad the romance is gone
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- People smarter than I am.
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Now more than ever
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I've been smoking ever since
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- all other times are better than 6 am
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- I Feel I've Melted
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Today I feel a little smaller
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Life has more twists than a rope
- There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- life is very strong. life is stronger than death.
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- am
- .am
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- I am a horrible driver
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
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