Findings:

• So you sit, trying to write...
• boyfriend
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The Boyfriend's Death
• Phantom boyfriend
• The $20,000 Boyfriend
• Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Transgender boyfriend
• Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Bend Over Boyfriend
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• The gyaru boyfriend scale
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• 206
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• The Revolution is my boyfriend!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• Ailene's boyfriend
• letter to my boyfriend's wife
• 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
• letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
• boyfriend jeans
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• lap
• One Lap of America
• lap dance
• Lapp
• Phar Lap
• Lapps
• lap card
• lap dissolve
• Sitting on a boy's lap
• lap cheong
• Three lap dances ... and a wedding
• I like to see it lap the miles
• As I Lay With My Head in Your Lap Camerado
• Safe in the Lap of the Gods
• Bell lap
• bog lap
• lap desk
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Lap Juicer
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• victory lap
• sit
• sit 'n spin
• I sit naked on my balcony
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How to sit on steps
• sit down
• Sit Ubu, sit
• I Sit and Look Out
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• You'd better sit down
• Why it is hard to sit in silence
• I Sit And Then Rise
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
• I sit at home
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• sit on your hands
• The Eagle Sits Alone
• Sit Spin
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Camels often sit...
• pax domini sit semper vobiscum
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• sit/stand dilemma
• Sitting on a water bed
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• sit-in
• She sits where she pleases
• vis sit tecum
• Where to sit in the classroom setting
• James Fenimore Cooper versus Sir Walter Scott
• Crow Sit On Blood Tree
• anathema sit
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• si op. sit
• Si opus sit
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Sit Com
• SIT tones
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• Sit & Go
• the best way to sit at and use your computer
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Teach us to sit still.
• And yet he continues to sit there
• baby sit
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• I sit looking at the traffic lights. The red extinguishes the hope that the green ignites
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• sit bones
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• We sit together and we sit apart
• Do Frogs Really Sit on Lilypads?
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• death and empty houses sit empty
• The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
• A bird comes and sits on a crystal rim
• George Washington Sits Behind The Wheel Of His Brand New 1967 Skylark
• I will not sit with fools
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• sit like a house on fire
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• you sit on the mountain; i swim in the stream
• a frozen corpse, a pile of rags, an assortment of bones. i sit down, next in line.
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• Where All the Birds Sit
• Trying to burn my aunt Margaret at the stake
• Trying
• We're trying to have a baby
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Trying To Get It Unwound
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• trying to crack slashdot
• lost, or trying to be
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Stop trying to sell your sister
• trying to fix ourselves
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Trying to be friends
• Lonely, trying to fill herself with the concert
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Rather than trying
• trying to manage grace in the most graceless moments
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this

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