Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Visible penises are apparently the crucifix for this particular vampire, as his next move is to run out of the room"

• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Out of his fucking mind
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• when in doubt run it out
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Cleaning out the rec room fridge at the Home for Retired Poets
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Out Run
• My warranty has run out
• Just before you make that next move...
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Two outs, run on anything
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• apparently (user)
• Crucifix
• Quartet for virus, kitten, miso and crucifix
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• his
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• On His Blindness
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• how Wiener found his way home
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Johnny Got His Gun
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• Toward his impossible light
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• His 'N' Hers
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Bless his Heart
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Kissing a man all over his face
• up his own arse
• How Pac-Man got his name
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• i like his madness
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• Valediction to His Book
• trumpet of his rump
• The Horse and His Boy
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Forgetting his life away
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• make visible the invisible
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• His Flames Are Joys
• And in His Brave Court
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• his throbbing manhood
• His chocolate stained lips
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• To Each His Own
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• I cried in his arms
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Requiem for What's His Name
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• His Toniness
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• drop a piano on his head
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• His Desire
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• His Fraudulency
• A Boy and His Blob
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• His Dark Materials
• How the King Changed His Mind
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• He flops over and bonks his head
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes

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