Findings:

• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They didn't have the heart
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They must have faces
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• They lead us without speaking. They invite us to walk with them on the irresistible path.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They have bears in Italy
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• He's been places they have not.
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Horses: do they love us back?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• they fall for us
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• They Have a Word for It
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• People want what they cannot have
• If they come for us
• They could have saved Kevin
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They have no bones.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They have taken enough
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• I know they are watching me
• They always jump off the east side
• cat haters
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• I was into them after they were hip
• The Harder They Come
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• They Flee From Me
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Prilosec
• Automobile tire pressure
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• They Might Be Giants
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• The owls are not what they seem
• Ground rush
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• They all lived happily ever after
• they
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They danced with fire claws
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• They killed our Lord
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• But what are they really thinking?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• First They Came
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Things they should teach in school
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They moved like a river
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• They mass produce plastic women
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They don't understand my tea
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Now you do what they told ya
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They Live
• Alien lizards among us (category)
• it's God's work to have us fail
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Of course, they were wrong
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• play dumb
• The Ten Commandments revised

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