Findings:

• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• So you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• A reason to drink
• Don't stand so close to me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• you don't have to do this
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I have lost many things, so many
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't Worry About the Government
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• Don't Worry
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I don't want to fall so easily
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a television set
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't have the time
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I used to have so many dreams
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• i have been burning for so long
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Show, don't tell
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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