Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Well, a little thing called DEATH got in the way. No excuses for procrastinating beforehand though."

• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The Black Death Part 2: A Little Background
• No Way No Way
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• death i think is no parenthesis
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• Powers: Little Deaths
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• no way, jose
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• No Excuses
• How to fake your own little death
• a little smile goes a long way
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Too much living is no way to die
• Ignorance is no excuse
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No way
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• The little death
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No Colour Called Love
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Denton Little's Death Date
• no death for you
• I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• I've got a little list
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• The American Way Of Death
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)
• No Way Out
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• is there no one who answers the call?
• No one wants you the way you are
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Spider-man: No Way Home
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Well? Which way to the light?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• The Call of Cthulhu
• collect call
• You call that philosophy?
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• call centre
• system call
• Call by value
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• The Oliver Wendell Douglas Call to Patriotism
• Just call me fluffy
• late night phone calls
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• close call
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Why won't he call?
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• prank call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• call it a day
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• called also
• Caedmon's Call
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• call bet
• moment your mother calls
• cold call
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• conference call etiquette
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The Emergency Services called me back
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• Call a rabbit a smeerp
• Still Called Today
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us

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