Findings:

• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• The amazing sticker movement will change your life
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• And for my next trick, I will change your opinion
• I think I will break but I mend
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• All will be well again in time
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Conduct Disorder
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Something eventually will consume you
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Our world will change
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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