Findings:

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• How much money do you make?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What do you see when you look up?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• I do have some things to hide
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You, standing
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• you don't have to do this
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Do what you have to do
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I can do much better than this
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Why males have nipples
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when your husband comes home
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why do children have to die?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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